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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

Who is running this account? Embarrassing. U.S. generation is finally growing after decades of stagnation. Nuclear hasn’t kept up, while wind and solar have continued to grow faster than demand. (mostly solar now) There’s NO WAY that the DOE doesn’t know this.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,478.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,480.99
+2.54 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,480.31
+1.86 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,480.11
+1.66 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179090
+0.0₃179 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.178990
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.179010
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007510
+0.0₄5 (+0.67%)
5 min
$0.007500
+0.0₄4 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.007490
+0.0₄3 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "hmm" post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH inched up 0.10% in the first minute, then tapered to 0.07% over ten minutes, a trajectory flatter than the energy debate he quoted. DOGE and GORK mirrored this enthusiasm with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error: 0.10% and 0.67% initially, then fading to 0.06% and 0.40%. Compared to historical "hmm" events, this was less a market mover and more a market yawn. The 100% similarity post from May 26 saw ETH drop 0.10% over five minutes, while May 12’s "yup" triggered a 1.47% ETH rally. Today’s reaction sits squarely in the "meh" quadrant of the Musk volatility matrix. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing existential grunts about solar energy and assigning value to meme coins.

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