No kidding

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,377.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,375.84
-1.190 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,382.33
+5.30 (+0.22%)
10 min
$2,370.62
-6.410 (-0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207120
+0.001 (+0.59%)
5 min
$0.207370
+0.001 (+0.71%)
10 min
$0.207260
+0.001 (+0.66%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028380
-0.0₄999 (-0.35%)
5 min
$0.028450
-0.0₄299 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.027640
-0.0₃839 (-2.95%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "no kidding None" post proves even cryptic non-statements can stir crypto markets like a teaspoon in a hurricane. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.05% in 1 minute, up 0.22% in 5, then down 0.27% in 10, as if traders collectively forgot how percentages work. DOGE, ever the loyal hypebeast, inched up 0.59% to 0.66% across all timeframes, because why not. GORK took the real hit, cratering 2.95% in 10 minutes, possibly because it rhymes with "fork" and nobody likes cutlery jokes. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's "Tesla accepts Bitcoin" days, but still absurd given the post’s semantic vacuum. The lesson: markets now react to Elon’s grocery lists, and we’re all just pretending that’s normal.