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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,577.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,582.42
+4.46 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,584.10
+6.14 (+0.24%)
10 min
$2,585.07
+7.11 (+0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173820
+0.0₄799 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.173890
+0.0₃149 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.174050
+0.0₃31 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007730
+0.0₄299 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.007730
+0.0₄299 (+0.39%)
10 min
$0.007760
+0.0₄6 (+0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "lol None" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH edged up consistently: +0.17% in 1 minute, +0.24% in 5, +0.28% in 10, defying the historical precedent where similar posts caused initial dips before recovering. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-1% moves, though GORK's +0.78% over 10 minutes suggests someone, somewhere, took "lol None" as a buy signal. Volatility was tame compared to past Musk-driven chaos, where ETH swung -0.53% on "well said..." and DOGE dropped -0.81% for equally vague reasons. This time, the market treated absurdity with uncharacteristic calm—perhaps exhaustion is setting in. Nothing says efficient markets like a cryptocurrency named GORK reacting more to "lol None" than PayPal did to "well said."

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