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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,448.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,447.82
-0.270 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,444.20
-3.890 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,440.72
-7.370 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160520
-0.0₃12 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.160400
-0.0₃24 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.160160
-0.0₃48 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005483
-0.0₄239 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.005483
-0.0₄239 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.005480
-0.0₄27 (-0.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "fyi None" post proves that even his most cryptic musings can move markets, albeit with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. ETH dipped 0.01% in the first minute, then accelerated to a 0.30% drop over 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed suit with 0.30% and 0.49% declines respectively. Compared to historical "cool..." posts, which triggered swings from -0.54% to +0.54% for DOGE and wilder ETH moves up to 0.49%, this reaction is notably tamer—like a market collectively shrugging. The irony: a post literally about nothing still managed to make something happen, because when Musk tweets, even silence is a signal.

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