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Thomas Sowell Quotes
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“What ‘multiculturalism’ boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture—and you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture.” — Thomas Sowell

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,539.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,539.51
+0.010 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,536.97
-2.530 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,539.14
-0.360 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224050
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.223700
-0.0₃369 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.223920
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015640
-0.0₄199 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.015620
-0.0₄4 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.015670
+0.0₅999 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest philosophical musing had all the market-moving power of a damp firecracker. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: up 0.00% in 1 minute, down 0.10% in 5, then a negligible 0.01% drop by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with microscopic losses, while GORK briefly rallied 0.06% after an initial dip—proof that even meme coins get bored. Compared to past "yeah..." and "cool..." posts, this was less volatile than a sedated sloth. Historical similarity scores hovered around 59%, but the impact was closer to a shrug emoji made flesh. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to a Thomas Sowell quote with the enthusiasm of a tax audit.

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