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BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Italy.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,494.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,498.15
+3.73 (+0.11%)
5 min
$3,486.47
-7.950 (-0.23%)
10 min
$3,486.28
-8.140 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199940
+0.0₃32 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.199170
-0.0₃449 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.199170
-0.0₃449 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006692
+0.0₄27 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.006649
-0.0₄159 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.006654
-0.0₄109 (-0.17%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Italy post triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster: initial excitement followed by collective shrugs. ETH spiked 0.11% in the first minute, then slid 0.23% over the next 10 minutes, mirroring the Brazil post’s pattern of fleeting optimism. DOGE and GORK followed suit with nearly identical 0.16% and 0.41% initial bumps before fading into the red, proving once again that meme coins treat Musk’s tweets as a brief caffeine hit. Volatility remains tame compared to the Japan post, where ETH rallied 1.06% in 5 minutes, suggesting the market now treats Musk’s geopolitical musings like a rerun of a mildly entertaining sitcom. The real mystery is why GORK, the token nobody understands, consistently moves in lockstep with DOGE—perhaps the only true loyalty left in crypto.

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