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BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,396.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,385.34
-11.080 (-0.33%)
5 min
$3,384.20
-12.220 (-0.36%)
10 min
$3,377.30
-19.120 (-0.56%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190900
-0.0₃85 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.190620
-0.001 (-0.59%)
10 min
$0.190280
-0.001 (-0.77%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006171
-0.0₅799 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.006159
-0.0₄199 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.006175
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Sweden post triggered a minor crypto tremor, proving once again that even his most cryptic musings move markets. ETH dipped 0.33% in the first minute, sliding further to 0.56% after ten minutes, while DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.77% drop. GORK, ever the enigma, wobbled between negligible losses, as if unsure whether to react at all. Compared to historical posts, this volatility is tame: past Sweden mentions saw ETH drops under 0.15%, while Japan-themed posts sparked rallies over 1%. The 62.93% similarity to a France post that barely moved ETH suggests markets are either getting wiser or simply bored. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over a tweet about Swedish news apps. Perhaps the real news is how little news it takes to make crypto twitch.

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