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BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Brazil.

🇧🇷 Leading in both Free and Top Grossing categories. App Store charts don’t lie. 🥇 X is taking over — globally.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,494.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,494.42
-0.550 (-0.02%)
5 min
$3,495.88
+0.910 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,487.99
-6.980 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199620
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.199870
+0.0₃189 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.199220
-0.0₃459 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006665
+0.0₅599 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.006692
+0.0₄33 (+0.50%)
10 min
$0.006653
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about Brazil's app store dominance had all the market impact of a damp firework. ETH wobbled between -0.02% and -0.20% over 10 minutes, a far cry from the +1.06% surge seen after his Japan post. DOGE barely twitched, maxing out at +0.10% before retreating, while GORK's +0.50% peak was the closest thing to excitement here. Compared to historical posts, this was less volatile than a Swedish summer breeze, with similarity scores hovering around 67% but none of the usual drama. Even the United States-Saudi Arabia post, with its 44.7% similarity, managed to move Tesla more than this. The only thing breaking globally here is the correlation between Musk's hype and actual market movement.

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