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DogeDesigner
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BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Japan.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,660.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,674.17
+13.80 (+0.38%)
5 min
$3,699.01
+38.64 (+1.06%)
10 min
$3,690.93
+30.56 (+0.83%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208710
+0.001 (+0.66%)
5 min
$0.209900
+0.003 (+1.23%)
10 min
$0.208610
+0.001 (+0.61%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006180
-0.0₄44 (-0.71%)
5 min
$0.006162
-0.0₄62 (-1.00%)
10 min
$0.006174
-0.0₄5 (-0.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Japan-centric post triggered a crypto sugar rush, proving once again that markets love vague international endorsements. ETH jumped 0.38% in 1 minute, peaking at 1.06% over 5 minutes before settling at 0.83% after 10 minutes: stronger than the 0.32% average for similar Japan-themed posts. DOGE mirrored its usual theatrics with a 1.23% spike at 5 minutes, though its 10-minute performance (0.61%) was less impressive than the 0.67% from the July 21 GORK-related Japan post. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 1% at 5 minutes—oddly consistent with its 0.74% drop during unrelated U.S. posts. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards: ETH’s 1.06% swing is barely a third of its 3% moves during peak 2025 nonsense. DOGE’s 1.23% is practically a nap compared to its 10% meme-fueled tantrums. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing "Japan" and "breaking" as buy signals for Ethereum.

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