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BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,523.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,523.90
+0.800 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,524.58
+1.48 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,518.34
-4.760 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202490
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.202640
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.202410
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006523
+0.0₄16 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.006496
-0.0₄109 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.006503
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic France reference sent crypto markets on a caffeine-free rollercoaster. ETH wobbled between +0.04% and -0.14% over 10 minutes, a far cry from the +1.06% surge seen after his Japan post. DOGE barely twitched, with moves under 0.1%, proving even meme coins have standards. GORK’s +0.25% spike evaporated faster than a Tesla Cybertruck’s resale value. Compared to past France mentions, this was tamer than a baguette at a gluten-free bakery: the 96% similar June post saw ETH swing -0.10% to +0.14%, while DOGE staged a heroic +0.08% recovery. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s geopolitical musings like a broken Magic 8-Ball—occasionally intriguing, mostly noise.

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