#1 France

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BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in France

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,494.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,491.71
-2.460 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,492.21
-1.960 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,497.69
+3.52 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189990
-0.0₃29 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.190130
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.190440
+0.0₃159 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010370
-0.0₄299 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.010290
-0.0₃109 (-1.06%)
10 min
$0.010330
-0.0₄699 (-0.67%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's France-themed 𝕏 announcement triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with reactions ranging from shrugs to mild indigestion. ETH dipped 0.10% in the first minute, recovered slightly by minute five (-0.08%), then flipped to a 0.14% gain by minute ten: textbook "buy the rumor, sell the news" meets "wait, what news?" DOGE mirrored ETH's pattern but with smaller swings: down 0.15% initially, then a partial recovery (-0.08%), ending up 0.08%. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 0.29% immediately, then 1.06% by minute five before settling at -0.67%—volatility worthy of a meme coin named after a typo. Compared to May's U.S.-focused post (41.71% similarity), this was tamer: ETH dropped harder then but rallied stronger later, while DOGE and GORK flipped from gains to losses like moody teenagers. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over an app store ranking in France. The revolution will not be monetized, but it will be mildly confusing.

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