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Grummz
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The UK Online Safety act is out and causing havoc. The privacy and self doxing laws always claim they are about protecting children, but what it’s really doing is building a database of users personal info in a country that wants to arrest you for online speech. The Tea app

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,759.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,762.73
+2.78 (+0.07%)
5 min
$3,762.75
+2.80 (+0.07%)
10 min
$3,756.66
-3.290 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237790
-0.0₃219 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.237850
-0.0₃159 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.237750
-0.0₃26 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006981
+0.0₄189 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.006983
+0.0₄209 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.007002
+0.0₄4 (+0.57%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post about UK online safety laws triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets love to overthink his musings. ETH wobbled between +0.07% and -0.09% over 10 minutes, a laughable range compared to historical swings like -1.50% or +0.81% for similar posts. DOGE barely moved, shedding a heroic -0.11%—clearly the meme coin’s “revolution” has limits. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, eked out +0.57%, because why not. Context: Volatility here is a whisper compared to past episodes, suggesting either traders are numb to Musk’s antics or too busy staring at charts to care. The real winner? GORK, which thrives on obscurity like a crypto version of a cult indie band. Nothing says “efficient markets” like algorithms parsing tea-related conspiracy theories and moving ETH by fractions of a percent. The future is bleak, but at least it’s predictable.

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