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@BasedBeffJezos

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America party could soak up a lot of the existing Dem base that feel politically homeless / hate extremism x.com/gfodor/status/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,514.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.07
-1.880 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,513.83
-1.120 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,514.30
-0.650 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163700
-0.0₃25 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.163760
-0.0₃19 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.163740
-0.0₃21 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008959
-0.0₄32 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.008982
-0.0₅9 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.008909
-0.0₄82 (-0.91%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the market's Pavlovian response, but this time the dogs didn't bark. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.07%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.03%). DOGE mirrored the trend: 1min (-0.15%), 5min (-0.12%), 10min (-0.13%). GORK took the hardest hit: 1min (-0.36%), 10min (-0.91%), proving once again that obscure tokens react like startled gazelles. Historical context shows these assets usually rally on similar posts, with ETH averaging +0.35% and DOGE +0.22% in the first minute. Today's inverse reaction suggests either market fatigue or traders finally reading the fine print on political satire. The real volatility was in GORK's 10-minute plunge, which ironically had more movement than the "bullseye america party" reference had coherence. Markets may be efficient, but they're clearly not proofreaders.

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