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Senator Rand Paul
@SenRandPaul

The Big Not-So-Beautiful Bill has officially passed both chambers. Despite a few conservative provisions, it explodes the deficit in the near term. This is Washington's MO: short-term politicking over long-term sustainability.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,538.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,535.31
-3.050 (-0.12%)
5 min
$2,536.06
-2.300 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,535.01
-3.350 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.165980
-0.0₄8 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.165820
-0.0₃24 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.165700
-0.0₃36 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007517
-0.0₄47 (-0.62%)
5 min
$0.007453
-0.0₃110 (-1.47%)
10 min
$0.007554
-0.0₄1 (-0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political repost triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the markets. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, and 0.13% in 10, while DOGE and GORK wobbled with sub-1% losses, GORK briefly flirting with a 1.47% drop at the 5-minute mark. Compared to historical "hundred_points" posts, this reaction was tamer than a caffeinated sloth—previous instances saw ETH swing up to 1.5% down or 0.81% up, with DOGE occasionally staging a 0.62% rally or a 1.74% nosedive. Volatility here was less "meme stock frenzy" and more "grandpa adjusting his recliner." Nothing says "market-moving influencer" like a post that makes crypto traders shrug and go back to staring at charts. The real deficit here might be in attention spans.

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