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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

No member of Congress should be eligible for re-election if our country's budget is not balanced---deficits not allowed!

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.88
+0.090 (+0.12%)
5 min
$72.81
+0.020 (+0.03%)
10 min
$72.86
+0.070 (+0.10%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $302.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$302.48
-0.068 (-0.02%)
5 min
$303.10
+0.545 (+0.18%)
10 min
$303.81
+1.26 (+0.42%)

ETH

Before post: $2,568.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,572.00
+4.00 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,569.30
+1.30 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,572.81
+4.81 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180910
+0.0₃349 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.180210
-0.0₃349 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.180570
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009940
+0.0₄699 (+0.71%)
5 min
$0.009880
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.009810
-0.0₄6 (-0.61%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political reshare triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. PayPal inched up 0.12% in the first minute, then flatlined to a 0.03% gain at 5 minutes, before a modest 0.10% climb at 10 minutes: textbook noise. Tesla dipped 0.02% initially, then rallied 0.18% and 0.42%—classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" if the rumor was a recycled Trump quote. ETH and DOGE wobbled within 0.2% ranges, while GORK lived up to its name with a 0.71% spike followed by a 0.61% drop. Historical context shows these moves are barely a blip: past hundred_points posts saw ETH swing +/-1.5% and Tesla dive 0.95% once, but today’s action is firmly in "meh" territory. Volatility? More like a gentle breeze disturbing a nap. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto and meme stocks reacting to a budget tweet with the enthusiasm of a distracted goldfish.

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