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Rand Paul
@RandPaul

If the bill were solely about making the 2017 tax cuts permanent, I wouldn't be a yes; I'd be a hell yes. Unfortunately, that's not the reality with this bill. It includes the largest increase of the debt ceiling ever and will have the United States borrowing $5T over the next

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.47
-0.035 (-0.05%)
5 min
$72.42
-0.090 (-0.12%)
10 min
$72.42
-0.085 (-0.12%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.38

Time after posted
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$333.83
-0.549 (-0.16%)
5 min
$334.23
-0.155 (-0.05%)
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$334.17
-0.210 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,636.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$2,637.46
+1.20 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,635.40
-0.860 (-0.03%)
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$2,635.14
-1.120 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
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$0.190750
+0.0₃25 (+0.13%)
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$0.190620
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
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$0.190840
+0.0₃34 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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$0.010460
-0.0₄499 (-0.48%)
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$0.010400
-0.0₃11 (-1.05%)
10 min
$0.010420
-0.0₄899 (-0.86%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political repost triggered the usual market shrug, proving once again that crypto and meme stocks are the only ones still pretending to care. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.12% in 5 minutes, then stabilized at 0.12% lower after 10 minutes. Tesla wobbled: 0.16% drop initially, then a partial recovery to 0.06% down. ETH had a brief 0.05% spike before fading to 0.04% red, while DOGE and GORK did their usual erratic dance with sub-1% moves. Compared to historical precedent, this was a snooze fest. Past similar posts saw ETH swing up to 0.81%, Tesla drop 0.95%, or DOGE rally 0.62%—today’s reaction was barely a blip. Volatility? More like a nap. Nothing says "market-moving commentary" like a post that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a quarterly report.

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