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Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.60
-0.065 (-0.09%)
5 min
$72.45
-0.210 (-0.29%)
10 min
$72.41
-0.250 (-0.34%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $331.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$332.24
+0.453 (+0.14%)
5 min
$332.67
+0.886 (+0.27%)
10 min
$331.80
+0.006 (+0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $2,658.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,660.48
+2.10 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,653.24
-5.140 (-0.19%)
10 min
$2,650.45
-7.930 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192410
+0.0₃409 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.192010
+0.0₅999 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.191710
-0.0₃29 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010610
-0.0₄3 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.010600
-0.0₄4 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.010610
-0.0₄3 (-0.28%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when they have no idea what it means. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5 minutes, and 0.34% in 10 minutes, as if investors briefly remembered Musk used to work there. Tesla had a fleeting rally: up 0.14% in 1 minute and 0.27% in 5 minutes, before flatlining at 0.00% in 10 minutes, because even bots get tired of the hype. ETH and DOGE did their usual dance: ETH gained 0.08% in 1 minute, then lost 0.30% in 10 minutes, while DOGE’s 0.21% spike evaporated into a 0.15% drop, because meme coins are just mood rings for traders. GORK, the token nobody owns, twitched downward consistently, because why not. Historically, similar posts caused chaos: ETH swung wildly in both directions, DOGE pretended to matter, and Tesla either shrugged or panicked. This time, the reaction was milder, suggesting even algorithmic traders are learning to feign indifference. The real takeaway: markets will parse nonsense like medieval monks interpreting chicken bones, but at least they’re getting faster at realizing it’s nonsense.

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