Many people have been asking what is going on with Harvard University and their largescale improprieties that we have been addressing, looking for a solution. We have been working closely with Harvard, and it is very possible that a Deal will be announced over the next week or so. They have acted extremely appropriately during these negotiations, and appear to be committed to doing what is right. If a Settlement is made on the basis that is currently being discussed, it will be “mindbogglingly” HISTORIC, and very good for our Country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,025.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,572.00
BTC
Before post: $103,272.49
ETH
Before post: $2,412.66
TRUMP
Before post: $9.30
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's Harvard post was roughly as exciting as watching paint dry on a Sunday afternoon. SP500 and Dow Jones showed zero movement across all timeframes, a level of indifference rarely seen outside a coma patient's vital signs. BTC wobbled between -0.03% and +0.03%, while ETH flirted with -0.20% before settling at +0.04%, proving once again that crypto moves on vibes, not logic. TRUMP token dipped -0.32% initially, then flatlined, suggesting even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm. Compared to historical posts, this was a snoozefest: past Harvard-related rants triggered minor equity dips (-0.12% SP500) and crypto swings (+0.24% ETH), but today’s "mindbogglingly historic" tease left markets unmoved. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like asset prices responding with the energy of a dial-up modem. Perhaps "mindbogglingly historic" is investor code for "check back never."