I am considering taking Three Billion Dollars of Grant Money away from a very antisemitic Harvard, and giving it to TRADE SCHOOLS all across our land. What a great investment that would be for the USA, and so badly needed!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,890.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,144.00
BTC
Before post: $109,727.26
ETH
Before post: $2,563.19
TRUMP
Before post: $12.72
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,395.44
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets barely blinked at Trump's latest Harvard funding threat, proving that even $3 billion hypotheticals can't compete with the allure of lunchtime volatility. SP500 wobbled between -0.25 (flat) and +1.50 (+0.03%) before settling at -0.50 (-0.01%), while the Dow Jones mimicked a sleepy elevator: -2.00 (flat), +10.00 (+0.02%), then -12.00 (-0.03%). Crypto, ever the contrarian, saw BTC and ETH creep up marginally (BTC peak: +52.73/+0.05%), as if to whisper "Harvard who?" TRUMP token dipped a tragic -0.08%—perhaps the only asset taking the post personally. Compared to past Harvard rants, this was a snooze: May 2nd’s tax-exempt threat sparked sharper dips (SP500 -0.12%), while May 25th’s foreign student jab juiced crypto harder (BTC +0.10%). Volatility today? More like a metronome at a library. Nothing says "market-moving policy" like a token named after you losing value while Bitcoin yawns.