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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,648.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,647.25
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,646.00
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,641.50
-6.750 (-0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,051.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,043.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$41,044.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$41,012.00
-39.000 (-0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $97,047.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$97,026.00
-21.160 (-0.02%)
5 min
$96,977.08
-70.080 (-0.07%)
10 min
$96,912.67
-134.490 (-0.14%)

ETH

Before post: $1,833.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,833.29
-0.360 (-0.02%)
5 min
$1,833.09
-0.560 (-0.03%)
10 min
$1,830.95
-2.700 (-0.15%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.54
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.55
+0.020 (+0.16%)
10 min
$12.50
-0.030 (-0.24%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,236.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,235.85
-1.100 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,235.65
-1.300 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,232.81
-4.140 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets showed a mild but consistent dip across the board, with the SP500, Dow Jones, and European STOXX50 all shedding fractions of a percent over ten minutes. Crypto wasn’t spared either—BTC and ETH mirrored the downtrend, though ETH took the lead in the race to the bottom. Meanwhile, the curiously named TRUMP stock had a brief moment of glory (up 0.16% in five minutes) before reality set in and it joined the red parade. Given the absence of any earth-shattering news or presidential musings, this could just be the market’s way of practicing its downward dog. Or perhaps traders collectively realized it’s Monday. Either way, the reaction was textbook "meh"—no fireworks, just a slow, dignified slump. And if TRUMP stock’s fleeting rally tells us anything, it’s that even speculative hype has a shorter attention span than a goldfish on espresso.

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