We are still waiting for the Foreign Student Lists from Harvard so that we can determine, after a ridiculous expenditure of BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, how many radicalized lunatics, troublemakers all, should not be let back into our Country. Harvard is very slow in the presentation of these documents, and probably for good reason! The best thing Harvard has going for it is that they have shopped around and found the absolute best Judge (for them!) - But have no fear, the Government will, in the end, WIN!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,888.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,122.00
BTC
Before post: $109,727.28
ETH
Before post: $2,562.90
TRUMP
Before post: $12.71
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,388.82
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest Harvard rant caused markets to yawn so hard they almost missed the tiny blips. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.03% in 5, then recovered to -0.01% in 10: a rounding error disguised as volatility. Dow Jones mirrored this with a thrilling 0.01% drop, proving even blue chips can nap through political theater. Crypto, ever the contrarian, saw ETH rally 0.24% over 10 minutes while BTC waffled between gains and losses: digital assets clearly unbothered by Ivy League drama. TRUMP tokens, however, rose 0.39%—because nothing fuels a meme coin like self-referential chaos. Compared to past Harvard tirades, this was a snooze: May’s 0.12% SP500 drop and BTC’s 0.14% plunge show markets once cared slightly more. Now? They’ve priced in the spectacle. The real winner here is apathy: when even algorithmic traders can’t feign interest, you know the outrage machine needs a tune-up.