OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,038.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,036.50
-1.500 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,036.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,038.50
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,838.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,825.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$42,819.00
-19.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$42,834.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $109,248.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,290.08
+41.12 (+0.04%)
5 min
$109,318.74
+69.78 (+0.06%)
10 min
$109,373.08
+124.12 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,772.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,775.10
+3.00 (+0.11%)
5 min
$2,775.58
+3.48 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,781.00
+8.90 (+0.32%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.85
+0.030 (+0.28%)
5 min
$10.85
+0.030 (+0.28%)
10 min
$10.86
+0.040 (+0.37%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,410.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,413.87
+3.67 (+0.07%)
5 min
$5,412.08
+1.88 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,411.98
+1.78 (+0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's latest China deal post was about as enthusiastic as a lukewarm cup of coffee. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, recovered slightly to +0.01% after 10 minutes, while Dow Jones waffled between -0.04% and -0.01%. Crypto showed more life: BTC gained 0.11% and ETH jumped 0.32% over 10 minutes. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.37%. STOXX50, perhaps relieved it wasn’t the target this time, edged up 0.07%. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past China-related announcements triggered moves up to 1.99% (TRUMP token) or -1.32% (same token, different mood). Volatility here was tighter than a budget spreadsheet, suggesting traders either didn’t believe the hype or were too busy checking if "full magnets" was a typo. Nothing says "excellent relationship" like markets barely mustering a shrug.

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