Kekius Maximus Pit 118 Hardcore

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,616.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,617.63
+1.32 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,620.23
+3.92 (+0.15%)
10 min
$2,618.51
+2.20 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196230
-0.0₃59 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.196800
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.196650
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010950
+0.0₄199 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.010940
+0.0₅999 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.010850
-0.0₄8 (-0.73%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets will trade anything except common sense. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.05% in 1 minute, +0.15% in 5, then cooled to +0.08% in 10. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern: -0.30% initially, then -0.01% and -0.09%. GORK, ever the wildcard, peaked at +0.18% before nosediving -0.73%—classic "buy the rumor, sell the whatever this is." Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze fest. The 84.81% similar post in June drove ETH up 0.27% over 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK rallied. This time? More meh than meme. Volatility was a flat soda: no fizz, just mild regret. The irony: a post about "hardcore" gaming inspired softer moves than a butter knife. Perhaps the market finally learned to ignore Musk's gaming updates—or just ran out of caffeine.

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