Kekius Maximus reaches world #1 hardcore

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,540.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.20
-0.010 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,542.10
+1.89 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,544.13
+3.92 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194210
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.194340
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.194420
+0.0₃25 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010600
+0.0₄7 (+0.66%)
5 min
$0.010560
+0.0₄3 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.010560
+0.0₄3 (+0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that the market will react to anything, even if it makes no sense. ETH barely blinked initially (-0.00% in 1 minute), then crept up modestly (+0.15% over 10 minutes), suggesting traders paused just long enough to shrug before buying. DOGE and GORK showed similarly muted enthusiasm, with gains so small they’d struggle to buy a stick of gum (0.13% and 0.28% over 10 minutes, respectively). Compared to past "kekius maximus" episodes, this was a snooze fest: the 71.99% similarity post saw ETH swing -0.22% over 10 minutes, while the 45.33% similarity one sparked a +0.70% rally. Volatility here was less "Musk-induced chaos" and more "waiting for a microwave beep." The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s nonsense with the same reverence as a fortune cookie—briefly glanced at, then forgotten until the next meal.

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