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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,579.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,576.14
-2.910 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,578.48
-0.570 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,582.15
+3.10 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226000
-0.0₃31 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.226190
-0.0₃12 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.226280
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.031590
+0.0₃5 (+1.61%)
5 min
$0.031200
+0.0₃109 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.030040
-0.001 (-3.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest gaming update proved once again that crypto markets will react to anything, even if it makes no sense. ETH dipped slightly (-0.11%) in the first minute but recovered to +0.12% after 10 minutes, showing the usual kneejerk panic followed by indifference. DOGE barely moved, with a maximum drop of -0.14%, suggesting even meme coins have standards. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, spiked +1.61% immediately before crashing -3.38% at 10 minutes, because why not. Compared to past posts, this one was milder: the May 14 post caused ETH to drop -0.28% initially, while the May 11 post triggered a +0.49% rally. Volatility remains predictably unpredictable, though GORK’s swings could give a rollercoaster motion sickness. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK reacting more to a gaming tweet than PayPal does to earnings.

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