Kekius Maximus pit level 117, hardcore rank 1

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,489.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,494.16
+4.65 (+0.19%)
5 min
$2,495.02
+5.51 (+0.22%)
10 min
$2,496.26
+6.75 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189910
+0.0₃39 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.190090
+0.0₃57 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.190490
+0.0₃969 (+0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010360
+0.0₄199 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.010560
+0.0₃219 (+2.13%)
10 min
$0.010460
+0.0₃12 (+1.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic gaming flex proves the market will rally to anything vaguely resembling a coherent thought. ETH saw steady gains: up 0.19% in 1 minute, 0.22% in 5, and 0.27% in 10, a pattern eerily similar to his May 31 post (0.15% after 10 minutes). DOGE and GORK followed suit, with DOGE peaking at 0.51% and GORK hitting 2.13% in 5 minutes—volatility that would make a meme stock blush. Context: Historically, "kekius maximus" posts trigger mild ETH positivity (65% similarity), but GORK’s 2.13% spike is an outlier, dwarfing its usual sub-1% moves. Meanwhile, DOGE’s 0.51% rise is its strongest reaction since May 11, when it jumped 0.99%. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing gaming jargon for alpha.

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