Kekius Maximus

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.44
+0.080 (+0.11%)
5 min
$70.42
+0.060 (+0.09%)
10 min
$70.34
-0.020 (-0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $359.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$360.17
+0.334 (+0.09%)
5 min
$359.76
-0.082 (-0.02%)
10 min
$358.37
-1.468 (-0.41%)

ETH

Before post: $2,604.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,604.09
+0.030 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,602.11
-1.950 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,598.21
-5.850 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.203240
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.202600
-0.0₃59 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.202060
-0.001 (-0.56%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010930
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.010950
+0.0₄199 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.010880
-0.0₄499 (-0.46%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. PayPal inched up 0.11% in the first minute, then gave back half those gains within five minutes, ending down 0.03% after ten: the financial equivalent of a shrug. Tesla briefly flirted with a 0.09% rise before sliding 0.41%, proving even Musk’s own stocks aren’t immune to his nonsense. ETH and DOGE barely twitched, with moves so small they’d need a microscope to matter, while GORK’s 0.18% five-minute pop evaporated faster than hype for a dead meme. Volatility was laughably tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting even algorithms are tired of decoding his tweets. The real takeaway: "kekius maximus None" delivered maximally nothing, which is somehow both disappointing and predictable.