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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,488.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,500.83
+12.16 (+0.49%)
5 min
$2,503.84
+15.17 (+0.61%)
10 min
$2,506.10
+17.43 (+0.70%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232280
+0.002 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.232090
+0.002 (+0.65%)
10 min
$0.232870
+0.002 (+0.99%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.052880
+0.0₄4 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.053690
+0.0₃85 (+1.61%)
10 min
$0.052710
-0.0₃129 (-0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic gaming flex sends crypto markets on another caffeine-free adrenaline rush. ETH: up 0.49% in 1 minute, 0.61% in 5, and 0.70% in 10, proving even vague musings can move the needle when the needle is made of vibes. DOGE: a chaotic +0.74% to +0.99% dance, because of course it did. GORK: peaked at +1.61% before remembering it’s GORK and politely retreating -0.25%. Volatility here is tame by Musk-standard chaos metrics, where single tweets used to trigger double-digit swings. Now it’s more of a polite nod from traders who’ve learned to expect less and still overreact. Nothing says efficient markets like digital assets mooning because someone mentioned a fictional character.