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Catturd ™
@catturd2

We know where Cory Booker learned his Nazi salute from.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,523.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,521.85
-2.140 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,524.00
+0.010 (+0.00%)
10 min
$2,535.95
+11.96 (+0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191850
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.192460
+0.0₃569 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.194230
+0.002 (+1.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012200
-0.0₄599 (-0.49%)
5 min
$0.012170
-0.0₄899 (-0.73%)
10 min
$0.012320
+0.0₄599 (+0.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest eyebrow-raising post triggered the crypto equivalent of a shrug, with markets barely flinching at the political grenade. ETH dipped a negligible 0.08% in the first minute, then flatlined at 0.00% by minute five before a lukewarm 0.47% rebound at the 10-minute mark. DOGE mirrored this apathy: a 0.02% drop, then a 0.30% and 1.22% climb, while GORK wobbled between minor losses and a 0.49% recovery. Compared to historical eyebrow posts, this was a snooze: past reactions ranged from ETH swinging 0.65% to DOGE’s 0.37% surges, while GORK once plunged 2.52%. The saluting_face post, however, proved more toxic, dragging ETH down 0.36%—suggesting markets care more about emoji choice than political commentary. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto traders parsing Catturd quotes and Nazi salutes with the enthusiasm of a DMV clerk.

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