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Sir Doge of the Coin
@dogeofficialceo

It's hilariously ironic to see the retards who called Elon Musk a Nazi for a gesture doing the same thing.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,518.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,520.81
+2.18 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,521.35
+2.72 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,521.83
+3.20 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191400
+0.0₃299 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.191500
+0.0₃4 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.191650
+0.0₃549 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011100
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.010950
-0.0₃15 (-1.35%)
10 min
$0.010820
-0.0₃28 (-2.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's eyebrow-raising post triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, though this time with less enthusiasm than a decaf espresso. ETH inched up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and 0.13% in 10, mirroring past eyebrow-raise posts but with half the caffeine. DOGE wobbled upward by 0.16%, 0.21%, and 0.29%, proving once again that it moves on vibes, not fundamentals. GORK, the token nobody asked for, flatlined then nosedived 2.52%, because even memes have standards. Historical context shows eyebrow emojis are usually ETH-positive (up to 0.65% in 10 minutes), but this one landed with the energy of a deflated whoopee cushion. The saluting face post last month caused sharper drops, suggesting the market has stronger opinions about gestures than irony. Nothing says "healthy market" like crypto reacting to a billionaire's emoji-laden musings on hypocrisy. At least the volatility is predictable: low stakes, lower returns, and a side of existential dread.

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