
Elon Musk
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It's hilariously ironic to see the retards who called Elon Musk a Nazi for a gesture doing the same thing.
😂📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $2,518.63
DOGE
Before post: $0.19
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's eyebrow-raising post triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, though this time with less enthusiasm than a decaf espresso. ETH inched up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and 0.13% in 10, mirroring past eyebrow-raise posts but with half the caffeine. DOGE wobbled upward by 0.16%, 0.21%, and 0.29%, proving once again that it moves on vibes, not fundamentals. GORK, the token nobody asked for, flatlined then nosedived 2.52%, because even memes have standards. Historical context shows eyebrow emojis are usually ETH-positive (up to 0.65% in 10 minutes), but this one landed with the energy of a deflated whoopee cushion. The saluting face post last month caused sharper drops, suggesting the market has stronger opinions about gestures than irony. Nothing says "healthy market" like crypto reacting to a billionaire's emoji-laden musings on hypocrisy. At least the volatility is predictable: low stakes, lower returns, and a side of existential dread.