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Mario Nawfal
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EX-CONGO PM JAILED FOR STEALING FARM MONEY WHILE PEOPLE STARVED DR Congo’s former PM just got slapped with 10 years of hard labor for “borrowing” $245 million from a giant farming project meant to feed millions. The plan? Build one of Africa’s biggest food parks. What x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

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ETH

Before post: $2,508.49

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$2,514.20
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$2,524.81
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Before post: $0.23

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$0.230460
+0.0₃439 (+0.19%)
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+0.0₃5 (+0.22%)
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$0.230880
+0.0₃859 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest eyebrow-raising post about Congolese corruption somehow made crypto traders more optimistic than a dog spotting a squirrel. ETH inched up 0.23% in 1 minute, 0.27% in 5, and 0.65% in 10, while DOGE and GORK mirrored the enthusiasm with gains of 0.19%-0.37% and 0.82%-0.91% respectively. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: the only 100% similar post triggered a measly 0.10% ETH rise over 10 minutes, while less relevant posts swung between -0.36% and +0.26%. GORK, ever the wildcard, once jumped 1.22% in 5 minutes for equally vague reasons. Nothing says "efficient markets" like altcoins rallying on a story about embezzled farm funds.

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