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Paul Graham
@paulg

Few have done more than Sam Altman to defeat Trump.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,347.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,345.53
-2.460 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,347.24
-0.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,354.06
+6.07 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206000
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.206000
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.206810
+0.0₃849 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.029910
+0.0₃349 (+1.18%)
5 min
$0.029750
+0.0₃189 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.029660
+0.0₄999 (+0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped 0.10% in the first minute, then shrugged it off with a 0.26% gain by minute 10: classic crypto whiplash dressed as a yawn. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.41% rise after 10 minutes—proof that even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm for partisan commentary. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, jumped 1.18% immediately, because why not. Volatility here is milder than a historical Musk post with 100% similarity, where ETH gained steadily. Compared to other recent posts, this one lands in the "meh" quadrant: less impactful than a raised eyebrow emoji, more forgettable than a tears-of-joy tweet. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post that makes GORK the star of the show.

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