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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
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Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,473.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,467.28
-6.470 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,465.70
-8.050 (-0.33%)
10 min
$2,464.89
-8.860 (-0.36%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225370
-0.002 (-0.67%)
5 min
$0.225120
-0.002 (-0.78%)
10 min
$0.225170
-0.002 (-0.76%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.040670
-0.0₃17 (-0.42%)
5 min
$0.040530
-0.0₃31 (-0.76%)
10 min
$0.040070
-0.0₃769 (-1.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest salute to Tesla fans triggered a synchronized crypto flinch, proving even gratitude has a price. ETH dipped steadily: 1min (-0.26%), 5min (-0.33%), 10min (-0.36%), as if the market collectively remembered crypto winter. DOGE mirrored the trend with sharper cuts: 1min (-0.67%), 5min (-0.78%), 10min (-0.76%), while GORK’s 10min plunge (-1.89%) suggested someone panic-sold a meme bag. Historical context shows Musk’s posts with similar vibes (54% similarity) previously caused ETH to wobble between -0.14% and +0.11%, making today’s reaction unusually coordinated. DOGE’s response was equally unhinged compared to past flutters, where it swung from -0.29% to +0.32% for equally vague content. Nothing says "exciting future" like watching GORK holders learn the hard way that excitement is a double-edged sword.

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