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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,834.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,835.87
+1.61 (+0.09%)
5 min
$1,836.09
+1.83 (+0.10%)
10 min
$1,836.40
+2.14 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172660
+0.0₃13 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.172700
+0.0₃17 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.172700
+0.0₃17 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post about nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most posts with actual content. ETH saw a steady but unremarkable climb: 1 minute up 0.09%, 5 minutes up 0.10%, 10 minutes up 0.12%. DOGE, ever the drama queen, mirrored this with identical percentage moves despite its price not budging from zero. Volatility here is so tame it makes a sloth look hyperactive—these moves are barely a blip compared to crypto’s usual rollercoaster. The market’s reaction to silence speaks volumes, or perhaps it’s just bored traders overinterpreting the void.

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