With the version 3 Starlink satellites, which start launching on Starship in 6 to 9 months, we should be able to get latency below 20ms. The new, much larger satellites will be at ~350km instead of ~550km altitude, which cuts latency due to speed of light down to ~5ms. Also,

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ETH

Before post: $2,543.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,542.96
-1.010 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,542.70
-1.270 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,543.96
-0.010 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194480
+0.0₄299 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.194560
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.194890
+0.0₃439 (+0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010500
-0.0₄699 (-0.66%)
5 min
$0.010540
-0.0₄299 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.010600
+0.0₄3 (+0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink update had all the market impact of a satellite drifting silently through space. ETH barely flinched: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, and a flat 0.00% by 10. DOGE wobbled upward by 0.23% over 10 minutes, while GORK dipped 0.66% initially before rebounding 0.28%. Compared to past posts, this was a snooze: historical Starlink announcements triggered ETH swings up to 0.50% and GORK spikes over 6%. Even DOGE’s 0.23% "rally" was a rounding error next to its 0.96% jump in May. The only thing faster than light latency is the market’s ability to ignore it when the tweet lacks rockets or Mars.

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