Starship can reach Mars in 6 months every 26 months when the planets align

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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973

How long commercial airplane would take to reach each planet, if possible (speed ~ 900 km/h or 559 mph)

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,538.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,528.93
-9.940 (-0.39%)
5 min
$2,531.00
-7.870 (-0.31%)
10 min
$2,531.81
-7.060 (-0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222550
-0.001 (-0.47%)
5 min
$0.222910
-0.0₃68 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.223060
-0.0₃53 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015370
-0.0₃189 (-1.22%)
5 min
$0.015400
-0.0₃159 (-1.03%)
10 min
$0.015470
-0.0₄899 (-0.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's interplanetary musings once again prove that crypto markets react faster than a Starship launch. ETH dipped 0.39% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.28% drop over 10 minutes: classic "sell the news" behavior, albeit with the enthusiasm of a sloth. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.47% initial drop, while GORK—the token no one asked for—led the pack with a 1.22% nosedive, because nothing says volatility like a meme coin named after a typo. Compared to last year's vaguely inspirational post (44% similarity), today's impact was milder: ETH swung harder back then (-0.66% at 5 minutes), but DOGE and GORK flipped from gains to losses, suggesting the market now treats Musk's space tweets as background noise rather than rocket fuel. Nothing unites traders like collectively ignoring a billionaire's planetary fanfiction while pretending to analyze it.

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