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TO THE BADDIES BLOWING UP MY PHONE PLEASE CALL ONE AT A TIME

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,469.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,479.11
+9.69 (+0.39%)
5 min
$2,480.15
+10.73 (+0.43%)
10 min
$2,481.65
+12.23 (+0.50%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229900
+0.002 (+0.69%)
5 min
$0.229890
+0.002 (+0.68%)
10 min
$0.230530
+0.002 (+0.96%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.049140
+0.002 (+3.65%)
5 min
$0.050320
+0.003 (+6.14%)
10 min
$0.049350
+0.002 (+4.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that even his most nonsensical musings can move markets. ETH saw steady gains: +0.39% in 1 minute, +0.43% in 5 minutes, and +0.50% in 10 minutes, slightly underperforming the May 8 post's initial spike but with more sustained momentum. DOGE barely twitched, with gains under 1% across all timeframes, a far cry from its meme-fueled glory days. GORK, the obscure token mentioned, surged +3.65% in 1 minute, peaking at +6.14% in 5 minutes before cooling to +4.09%, showcasing how even a whiff of Musk's attention can inflate niche assets. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-induced chaos, where single tweets have triggered double-digit swings. The May 8 post, despite higher similarity, had a more erratic impact on ETH and barely moved DOGE or GORK, suggesting the market is either getting wiser or just bored. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK rallying because someone complained about their phone blowing up.

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