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Political Blasphememes
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,538.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,536.80
-1.300 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,537.89
-0.210 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,539.61
+1.51 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227360
-0.0₃409 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.227650
-0.0₃12 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.228200
+0.0₃429 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020700
-0.0₃199 (-0.96%)
5 min
$0.020630
-0.0₃269 (-1.29%)
10 min
$0.020760
-0.0₃139 (-0.67%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "bullseye" post hit the market with the subtlety of a nerf gun in a hurricane. ETH wobbled: down 0.05% in 1 minute, barely down 0.01% in 5, then a shrug-worthy 0.06% uptick in 10. DOGE mirrored this existential crisis: down 0.18%, then 0.05%, before a 0.19% rebound. GORK, the perpetual underdog, took the hardest hit: down 0.96%, then 1.29%, before settling at a still-grim 0.67% loss. Historically, "bullseye" posts are a coin flip: sometimes ETH rallies 1.7% in 5 minutes, other times it limps to a 0.09% loss. DOGE and GORK follow suit with equally erratic enthusiasm. Today’s reaction? Middling at best, proving once again that crypto markets treat Musk’s tweets like Rorschach tests. The irony: a post with 100% similarity to past ones sparked 10% of the usual chaos. Even meme lords have off days.

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