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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Bill Gates, Reid Hoffman don’t want the Epstein files to be released.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,335.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,329.03
-6.790 (-0.29%)
5 min
$2,331.96
-3.860 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,338.74
+2.92 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204670
-0.0₃64 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.205260
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.205650
+0.0₃34 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.026990
-0.0₄199 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.027450
+0.0₃439 (+1.63%)
10 min
$0.027250
+0.0₃24 (+0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with mixed results across assets. ETH dipped 0.29% in the first minute, then pared losses to -0.17% at 5 minutes before flipping to a 0.13% gain at 10 minutes: classic whiplash for a coin that treats Musk tweets like caffeine shots. DOGE mirrored the drama with a 0.31% instant drop, flatlined at -0.02%, then crawled back up 0.17%: proof even meme coins occasionally pause for breath. GORK, ever the wildcard, shrugged off the chaos with a 1.63% surge at 5 minutes, because why not. Compared to historical "bullseye" posts, this one was middle-of-the-road volatility: less severe than May 8th’s ETH slide, less cheerful than May 3rd’s rally. The market’s reaction? A collective sigh, as if realizing it’s been Pavlov’s dog for Musk’s keyboard antics yet again. Nothing says "healthy market dynamics" like digital assets doing interpretive dance to conspiracy-adjacent tweets. At least the algo traders got their steps in.

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