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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,456.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,466.80
+9.91 (+0.40%)
5 min
$2,499.50
+42.61 (+1.73%)
10 min
$2,497.78
+40.89 (+1.66%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231680
+0.0₃689 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.233640
+0.003 (+1.15%)
10 min
$0.233040
+0.002 (+0.89%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023110
+0.0₃229 (+1.01%)
5 min
$0.023260
+0.0₃379 (+1.66%)
10 min
$0.023110
+0.0₃229 (+1.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "bullseye None" post proves once again that crypto markets will cling to any linguistic breadcrumb like a dog to a dropped steak. ETH jumped 0.4% in the first minute, then climbed steadily to 1.73% over five minutes before settling at 1.66% after ten: a textbook example of speculative FOMO with a side of algorithmic overreaction. DOGE and GORK followed suit with modest but consistent gains, though their absolute price changes were so small they might as well be rounding errors. Compared to historical "bullseye" posts, this reaction was notably stronger: past instances saw ETH swings averaging just 0.1% in the first minute, with no clear directional bias. Today’s move was 4x that, suggesting either market sentiment has shifted or traders are getting bored of subtlety. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK pumping 1% because a billionaire typed two words and a shrug.

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