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Tim Urban
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,904.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,903.08
-1.510 (-0.08%)
5 min
$1,905.00
+0.410 (+0.02%)
10 min
$1,902.91
-1.680 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180410
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.180430
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.180110
-0.0₃45 (-0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic bullseye post hit the market with the precision of a drunk archer. ETH wobbled: down 0.08% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.09% in 10, a rollercoaster so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. DOGE mirrored this lethargy, shedding 0.25% over 10 minutes, a "crash" so gentle it wouldn’t bruise a banana. Historical context adds spice: the same post last year sent ETH up 0.17% and DOGE 0.29%, proving even identical Musk musings don’t guarantee repeat performances. Volatility here is less "wild ride" and more "slightly agitated pond." The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s tweets like horoscopes—vaguely entertaining, rarely actionable, and utterly devoid of logic.

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