Starlink now in St Maarten!

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@Starlink

Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Sint Maarten!

🛰️ 🇸🇽 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/sintmaarten

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.06
-0.040 (-0.06%)
5 min
$70.07
-0.020 (-0.03%)
10 min
$70.10
+0.005 (+0.01%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $342.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$342.14
-0.012 (0.00%)
5 min
$342.23
+0.081 (+0.02%)
10 min
$342.30
+0.155 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,579.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,576.09
-3.740 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,577.51
-2.320 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,580.11
+0.280 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235860
-0.0₃19 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.236070
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.236520
+0.0₃469 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022290
+0.0₅999 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.022290
+0.0₅999 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.022410
+0.0₃129 (+0.58%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement for Sint Maarten triggered the usual market shrug with a side of crypto whimsy. PayPal dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then clawed back to flat within 10 minutes: classic "why are we even reacting" behavior. Tesla shrugged off the news with a 0.05% gain, proving EVs are immune to satellite hype. ETH wobbled between minor losses and breakeven, while DOGE and GORK—ever the jesters—turned positive after 10 minutes (DOGE +0.20%, GORK +0.58%). Volatility was tame compared to historical Starlink posts: no wild ETH swings like the +0.25% airline announcement or DOGE's 2.47% GORK rally. This time, the market treated it like a minor firmware update. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto tokens moving more than Tesla because an island got better Wi-Fi.

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