Starlink now available in the Faroe Islands!

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Starlink is now available in the Faroe Islands, bringing reliable high-speed internet to the remote archipelago!

🛰️ 🇫🇴 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/faroeislands

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,619.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,622.39
+3.21 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,616.09
-3.090 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,618.30
-0.880 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240730
+0.0₃76 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.239740
-0.0₃229 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.239920
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022190
-0.0₃139 (-0.63%)
5 min
$0.022280
-0.0₄499 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.022240
-0.0₄899 (-0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Faroe Islands announcement sent crypto markets on a joyride so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: up 0.12% in the first minute, then down 0.12% by minute five, settling at a barely noticeable 0.03% drop after ten. DOGE mimicked a caffeine-deprived squirrel: a 0.32% hop, then two tiny retreats of 0.10% and 0.02%. GORK, ever the contrarian, slumped 0.63% out of the gate and kept sliding. Compared to past Starlink updates, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-nudging"—volatility so tame it makes bond traders look reckless. The Congo post last week at least mustered a 0.10% ETH rise over ten minutes, while the phone hardware news sparked a 0.48% ETH surge. Nothing says "crypto efficiency" like burning energy to move prices less than a stale bagel costs.

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