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Sam Altman
@sama

thank you paul.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,346.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,346.98
+0.680 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,347.86
+1.56 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,351.26
+4.96 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206060
+0.0₃269 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.206020
+0.0₃23 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.206570
+0.0₃78 (+0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.029880
+0.0₃33 (+1.12%)
5 min
$0.029910
+0.0₃359 (+1.22%)
10 min
$0.029690
+0.0₃14 (+0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will move for any reason, or no reason at all. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.03% in 1 minute, +0.07% in 5 minutes, and +0.21% in 10 minutes, mirroring past reactions to similarly vague posts. DOGE barely twitched, with gains of 0.13% to 0.38%, while GORK—because of course GORK—jumped 1.12% immediately before settling to a still-respectable 0.47%. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-driven swings, where ETH has bounced between -0.10% and +0.26% for equally meaningless content. DOGE’s reaction is oddly consistent, as if the market has accepted its role as a meme-coin sidekick. The real takeaway: if you’re trading based on Elon’s tweets, you’re not investing—you’re playing roulette with a clown behind the wheel.

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