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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,592.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,598.84
+5.97 (+0.23%)
5 min
$2,600.18
+7.31 (+0.28%)
10 min
$2,596.29
+3.42 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232270
+0.0₃45 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.232300
+0.0₃48 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.232030
+0.0₃209 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.025060
-0.0₃64 (-2.49%)
5 min
$0.024930
-0.0₃769 (-3.00%)
10 min
$0.024880
-0.0₃82 (-3.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic gaming flex triggered a modest but telling crypto ripple. ETH saw a quick pop: up 0.23% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.28% by 5 minutes before cooling to 0.13% at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with a sleepy 0.19% to 0.09% crawl, while GORK tanked 2.49% immediately and kept sliding to -3.19%. Compared to past nonsense, this was middle-of-the-pack volatility: not as wild as his May 11 hardcore druid brag (which sent ETH up 0.7%), but stronger than the May 2 "show me the panda" debacle (where ETH dipped 0.12%). The market’s takeaway: Elon’s gaming achievements move needles more than his actual business milestones.

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