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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

ZIP Code 69420 is not currently assigned to any geography in the United States. Elon Musk has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,824.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,826.14
+1.24 (+0.07%)
5 min
$1,824.91
+0.010 (+0.00%)
10 min
$1,826.99
+2.09 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173220
+0.0₃35 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.173120
+0.0₃25 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.173420
+0.0₃549 (+0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic post about an unassigned zip code sent crypto markets into their usual state of performative chaos. ETH saw a fleeting 1.24 spike (0.07%) in the first minute, then flatlined for five minutes before a modest 2.09 climb (0.11%)—volatility so tame it’s practically napping. DOGE, ever the loyal hypebeast, wobbled between 0.20% and 0.32% gains, as if reminding everyone it still exists. Compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, this was less a rollercoaster and more a porch swing. The market’s reaction to nonsense: measured, predictable, and depressingly efficient.

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