Show me the panda!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,846.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,845.66
-0.920 (-0.05%)
5 min
$1,845.82
-0.760 (-0.04%)
10 min
$1,844.30
-2.280 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181370
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.181790
+0.0₃45 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.182190
+0.0₃849 (+0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic "show me the panda!" post from Elon Musk—a masterclass in market-moving ambiguity. While ETH dipped slightly (perhaps traders were disappointed by the lack of actual pandas), DOGE managed a tiny rally (because of course it did—Musk could tweet about lint and DOGE would still moon). The panda request, while whimsical, clearly didn’t spark the usual crypto frenzy, leaving ETH to sulk and DOGE to bask in its usual meme-fueled resilience. Conclusion: The market’s reaction was as meaningful as a panda emoji in a SEC filing.

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