Super good Starlink internet deal available in parts of the US that are not already at full capacity!

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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt

NEWS: SpaceX has introduced a new cheaper $40 per month

@Starlink plan in the U.S. with speeds up to 100 Mbps. The new "Residential 100 Mbps" plan incudes: • Upload speeds not limited • Unlimited data each month • $0 kit & free installation • 100 Mbps capped The new

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,442.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,431.04
-11.620 (-0.34%)
5 min
$3,435.77
-6.890 (-0.20%)
10 min
$3,437.04
-5.620 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172210
-0.0₃469 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.172510
-0.0₃17 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.172500
-0.0₃18 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink promotion proved to be a masterclass in underwhelming the crypto market. The post triggered an immediate but modest sell-off: ETH dropped 0.34% in the first minute, while DOGE slid 0.27%, with both assets failing to recover their losses over the following ten minutes. This muted volatility is actually quite tame compared to the wilder, often positive, swings historically associated with Starlink news, which have previously sent assets like GORK on 2% rallies. It seems the market has finally priced in the earth-shattering news of unlimited data, responding with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem connecting.

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