Starlink is now available in 140 countries & territories! And, of course, anywhere on the oceans.

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Starlink is connecting more than 6M people with high-speed internet across 140 countries, territories and many other markets. Thank you to all our customers around the world!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,630.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,636.66
+6.36 (+0.24%)
5 min
$2,637.15
+6.85 (+0.26%)
10 min
$2,633.82
+3.52 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194150
+0.0₃939 (+0.49%)
5 min
$0.193810
+0.0₃6 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.193080
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009380
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.009420
+0.0₄499 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.009430
+0.0₄599 (+0.64%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, though this time with slightly more enthusiasm than a lukewarm coffee. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.24% in 1 minute, +0.26% in 5 minutes, then cooled to +0.13% at 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern: +0.49% initially, then +0.31%, before dipping -0.07%. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, inched up steadily: +0.11%, +0.53%, +0.64%. Compared to historical Starlink posts, this was mid-tier volatility—neither the wild swings of airline availability hype (+2.47% for GORK) nor the shrugs of Faroe Islands news (-0.40% for GORK). ETH’s reaction was notably tamer than its +0.25% jump on the airlines post, suggesting the market is running out of emotional bandwidth for incremental coverage expansions. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching over satellite internet stats while ignoring actual earnings reports.

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