Banger

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Lee (Greater)
@shortmagsmle

Actually, obligatory: Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until x.com/susanvand/stat…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,114.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,118.44
+4.28 (+0.10%)
5 min
$4,115.24
+1.08 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,114.58
+0.420 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199720
+0.0₃49 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.199740
+0.0₃51 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.199920
+0.0₃689 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002656
+0.0₄219 (+0.84%)
5 min
$0.002646
+0.0₄119 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.002682
+0.0₄479 (+1.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a cryptic post about excrement can move digital mountains of money. The market's immediate reaction was a collective shoulder shrug for ETH, with a negligible 0.10% pop that fizzled to 0.01% within ten minutes. Dogecoin, the perennial court jester, wobbled upwards by a quarter of a percent, while the obscure GORK token, true to its nature, showed the most spirit with a 1.82% gain, perfectly illustrating that the smaller the asset, the bigger the drama. Compared to historical posts with near-identical emoji combinations, this 'banger' generated less volatility than a tranquilized sloth, with previous impacts ranging from mild gains to noticeable dips. It seems the only thing more predictable than a Musk post is the market's increasingly erratic and diminishing response to it.

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